Brussels sprouts,
the scourge of dinner tables everywhere. There perhaps isn’t a vegetable that
has been more characterized as inedible by children everywhere. When I saw they
were on our lunch menu last week, even I wasn’t sure how to make them a success.
My first effort was to advertise lunch as “Beef stroganoff with brassica
oleracea.”
Middle school eats
first, and every student tried to bypass me and my spoonful of Brussels sprouts.
I chased them down, and even threw a couple of the veggies around, but knew this
wasn’t sustainable persuasion. My final solution was to take the silverware
tray and not let students take a fork until they let me put a
sprout on their tray. They were grumpy, but the idea of eating beef
stroganoff with their fingers was powerful motivation.
Elementary
students were almost as reluctant. “What is that?” “It’s brassica oleracea,’ I
told them. ‘It’s related to kale, and we cooked it the same way as kale chips
which is why it smells so good in here.” Some nodded, interested, while others
shouted out accusatorily, “Brussels sprouts!”
While the elementary
students ate, I wandered the cafeteria asking kids to taste the veggie. When
they saw the high-fives and crazy dance that was dispensed upon the consumption
of each sprout, the cafeteria started to ring with shouts. “Ms. Estrem, Ms.
Estrem, look at this!” as they popped sprout after sprout into their mouths.
“Look, I ate three!” “Can I have some more?” The kitchen staff giggled as we
served seconds and thirds, and students begged for more as they walk out the
door to recess. It amazed even me at how easy it was to get them to eat this
most despised of vegetables. It was a reminder that in today’s culture eating
food often isn’t actually about food- commercials tell us that eating a
specific food will make us happy, win us prizes, make other people
like us. It turns out watching me boogie absurdly around the cafeteria is enough
incentive for our students to chow down on Brussels sprouts.
When the
after-school kids were serving up the leftovers from lunch, I heard one
second-grader ask plaintively, “Why aren’t there more Brussels sprouts?” I
told her they had been finished at lunch, and asked if she could make it until
the next time we served them in the cafeteria. She nodded, grudgingly. Imagine,
looking forward to Brussels sprouts day!
Roasted Brussels sprouts
Toss Brussels
sprouts in olive oil and salt, and bake at 350 until outer edges are crisp.